Category Archives: Mess with people

All about the second most important topic of all: Fun ways to mess with people.

Sex chat with a spam bot

I don’t often feed the troll but I wanted to see how long the script was for this Bot. Although I didn’t actually find out as I was duity bound end the conversation in the appropriate manner.

(21:14:48) hey babes 😉
(21:15:11) dan: purple
(21:15:22) think we chatted before right?
(21:15:31) dan: bumpersticker
(21:15:42) mhmm stick it in and cum in me !!
(21:15:52) dan: coffee cup
(21:16:04) i’m sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you?
(21:16:21) dan: highway beep
(21:16:32) i’m 24/f ……u?
(21:16:37) dan: alphabet
(21:16:48) nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
(21:17:19) dan: internet beach soup
(21:17:30) Nice..I’m feeling a little naughty
(21:18:07) dan: tv gravel work
(21:18:18) Yeah I’m horny lol ..sorry if that’s forward that cool?
(21:18:56) dan: disney keyboard meow
(21:19:08) I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
(21:19:49) dan: paperwork sound plastic pop
(21:20:00) lolz yeah i need it babe…i’m so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i’ve got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
(21:21:15) dan: tuesday fort angle tree
(21:21:26) do you cam?
(21:21:40) dan: calculator
(21:21:51) Well i don’t do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…
(21:22:19) dan: driveway cola
(21:22:30) I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?
(21:23:03) dan: google blink
(21:23:13) Its just accept my cam invite,
(21:23:18) dan: blank space
(21:23:30) Ok go to accept the invite on the page baby
(21:24:03) dan: zigzag spaceship
(21:24:14) sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don’t worry it’s free!!..cause I’m sending you a buddy invite.. i can’t wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all 😉 ..k?
(21:24:33) dan: upsidedown internet
(21:24:44) if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don’t worry, you’ll see me sexy!
(21:25:23) dan: dennys wafles
(21:25:34) its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe…but again no worries it’s free!!! k?
(21:26:23) dan: engine baccon
(21:26:33) cc is just to verify’ll get in for free through my page!
(21:26:57) dan: sideways star trek
(21:27:09) What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…;)
(21:27:26) dan: spellcheck roadkill
(21:27:37) Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
(21:28:09) dan: floor talk grey
(21:28:19) ofcourse not babe, just requires cc for age verification, pretty much like every other raunchy
(21:28:52) dan: insect tire game sneeze
(21:29:03) Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
(21:29:31) dan: injured bike silently
(21:29:42) u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety 🙁
(21:30:20) dan: chewbacca
(21:30:32) k you in yet babe??
(21:30:46) dan: thats what your mom said
(21:30:50) dan: BURN!

Mess with people #1 projectiles!

I’ve been thinking about fun ways to mess with people. and the first thing that came to mind was silly string. that evil can of projectile gunk. oooh so fun. so. fun things to shot, throw or drop on people.

Silly String, confetti, water! (swirt gun, bucket above the door, etc), paint balls, foam or Nerf toys. those a great.


EDIT: now that i think about it, a pottato cannon with water (somehow) packed in it would also be funny…er fun.